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My favorite quotes from Edward Albee’s interview

I don’t know much of anything about Albee but I thought him a wonder to read, left an impression on me. On top of that I thought the interaction between him and the interviewer was pretty funny and peculiar, and I’m glad they kept all that in the interview. Here they are:

“Well, when I was six years old I decided, not that I was going to be, but with my usual modesty, that I was a writer. So I starting writing poetry”

“In the two or three or four months that it takes me to write a play, I find that the reality of the play is a great deal more alive for me than what passes for reality.”

“If I’ve been accused a number of times of writing plays where the endings are ambivalent, indeed, that’s the way I find life.”

“It’s a question I despise, and it always seems to me better to slough off the answer to a question that I consider to be a terrible invasion of privacy—the kind of privacy that a writer must keep for himself. If you intellectualize and examine the creative process too carefully it can evaporate and vanish. It’s not only terribly difficult to talk about, it’s also dangerous. You know the old story about the—I think it’s one of Aesop’s fables, or perhaps not, or a Chinese story—about the very clever animal that saw a centipede that he didn’t like. He said, “My god, it’s amazing and marvelous how you walk with all those hundreds and hundreds of legs. How do you do it? How do you get them all moving that way?” The centipede stopped and thought and said, “Well, I take the left front leg and then I—” and he thought about it for a while, and he couldn’t walk.”

“There’s a time to go to the typewriter. It’s like a dog: the way a dog before it craps wanders around in circles—a piece of earth, an area of grass, circles it for a long time before it squats. It’s like that: figuratively circling the typewriter getting ready to write, and then finally one sits down.”

“The characters’ lives have gone on before the moment you chose to have the action of the play begin. And their lives are going to go on after you have lowered the final curtain on the play, unless you’ve killed them off. A play is a parenthesis that contains all the material you think has to be contained for the action of the play. Where do you end that? Where the characters seem to come to a pause … where they seem to want to stop—rather like, I would think, the construction of a piece of music”.

“INTERVIEWER:

Your earlier work, from The Zoo Story to Virginia Woolf, brought you very quick and major international celebrity, even though today at … thirty-eight—

ALBEE

—thirty-seven.

INTERVIEWER

When this is published it will be thirty-eight—”

“INTERVIEWER

Since I guess it’s fairly imbecilic to ask a writer what he considers to be his best work or his most important work, perhaps I could ask you this question: which of all of your plays do you feel closest to?

ALBEE

Well, naturally the one I’m writing right now.”

Interview from The Paris Review can be found here : http://www.theparisreview.org/interviews/4350/the-art-of-theater-no-4-edward-albee

antsy-pants:

brunettejubblies:

thebadkidblog:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”.  So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals. 

This is horrible.

(Source: a-game-of-romance-and-winchester)

Ohh I remember this moment.

Ohh I remember this moment.

(Source: heathledgers)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

sugarrushandbrainfreeze:

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

I am pretty sure this Chris is a pseudonym for Maureen Johnson.

Chris is great.

(Source: bumbleblu)

venusaurphobia:

sossidge:

venusaurphobia:

princeofclockwork:

Man this thing is fucking with my inner math nerd so damn badly. Like at first you think top row denotes hair transition, but then thee first in sonic’s  horizontal row you see garfields face? And then you notice that it doesn’t actually follow rules at all, but just kinda swapps em at will and I?? Just why??? How do you even fuck up graphing so bad????????

This isn’t an actual graph it’s just some drawings mashed together for fun. There’s nothing math-related here. Let loose and hang ten

it’s like a Punnett square brah

It sure is. Which is scientific, not mathematical. And in Punnett squares, the dominant traits don’t become recessive just because they’re in a different order. Look:

Both of the corners are Yy. It doesn’t become yY ever. Sailor Moon’s hair is the most dominant, then Garfield’s face, then Sonic’s face, then Pikachu’s ears, then Homer. There’s a method to it. And even if there wasn’t, it wouldn’t fucking matter because IT’S A GRAPH OF CARTOON CHARACTERS PHOTOSHOPPED TOGETHER

venusaurphobia:

sossidge:

venusaurphobia:

princeofclockwork:

Man this thing is fucking with my inner math nerd so damn badly. Like at first you think top row denotes hair transition, but then thee first in sonic’s  horizontal row you see garfields face? And then you notice that it doesn’t actually follow rules at all, but just kinda swapps em at will and I?? Just why??? How do you even fuck up graphing so bad????????

This isn’t an actual graph it’s just some drawings mashed together for fun. There’s nothing math-related here. Let loose and hang ten

it’s like a Punnett square brah

It sure is. Which is scientific, not mathematical. And in Punnett squares, the dominant traits don’t become recessive just because they’re in a different order. Look:

Both of the corners are Yy. It doesn’t become yY ever. Sailor Moon’s hair is the most dominant, then Garfield’s face, then Sonic’s face, then Pikachu’s ears, then Homer. There’s a method to it. And even if there wasn’t, it wouldn’t fucking matter because IT’S A GRAPH OF CARTOON CHARACTERS PHOTOSHOPPED TOGETHER

Feminspire: How Many of Me Equals One Man?

feminspire:

Is this thing on?

I work for a game company. Of late, I’ve taken issue with some of the content we’re receiving, and I’ve been everything but quiet about it. I’ve written letters to management and blatantly refused to work on it. If you follow me on Twitter, you’ve probably heard me talk…

This is ridiculous and sooo annoying. Women’s voices are discredited all the time, and Human Resources SHOULD KNOW how wrong and ILLEGAL that is. You can’t ignore a claim simply because you believe the advocates are only female, doesn’t that sound like…i don’t know, what do they call it? Oh right! Discrimination. And ok, he is the manager, but he was speaking clearly for himself. Regardless, and even more problematic, assuming he was speaking for his subordinates doesn’t mean those claims can be ignored. Employees are important no matter their position. Isn’t that what HR is for? To be there for the employees regardless of their position?

Barack Obama, interestingly, said in his statement that she had “broken the glass ceiling for other women”. Only in the sense that all the women beneath her were blinded by falling shards. She is an icon of individualism, not of feminism.

- Russell Brand
http://m.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margaret-thatcher

Apr 8

(Source: jaan-e-mann)